Sorry buddy, but you really don't know the situation.

Good insight. This is pretty much as I understand it as well. Californa's CARB standards are antiquated and poorly suited to modern automotive technology. The rules should be streamlined and modernized, but any change to them could be construed as 'relaxing' regulations which would make all the Jenny McCarthy types…

Meh, sure, if you pick one of the most popular tuning platforms in existence then yea, you can get some tuning done and stay CARB legal. You can tune a Mustang, Corvette, and a couple of Honda+BMW products. If you want to tune literally any other platform then you are pretty much SOL.

It all depends on how much you want to skirt the rules in California. You can always find a skeevy shop to give you a pass if you have a tuned car, especially if you put $500 in the right person's hand. However, if you actually want to do it right and follow the rules then all of those after-market parts that are…

Can't afford to leave? How can you afford to stay? If I were gonna pay that much in taxes and increased cost of living I would do it to live somewhere that doesn't suck.

+1, who the fuck cares if the car's emissions equipment perfectly matches the factory spec? All that matters are the emissions themselves!

Amazing cars, but if ever there was an engine in desperate need of a positive-displacement supercharger it would be Aston's current V8s. The AMV8 Astons just don't have enough low-end grunt without forced induction, and turbos would totally spoil the amazing exhaust note.

Haha, yea, I was going to say that they'll need to replace a pretty damn major component to take care of that vibration problem:

"You can only do more crazy stuff."

This drive was full of crazy near-misses like that. You spend the whole video mesmerized by the rapid pace, wincing at every point in it where you yourself would totally crash and die.

"CPS could totally investigate based on this evidence"

You are trying valiantly to be scientific about your argument, yet you willfully ignore the one thing that actually makes a sapient person: Self-Awareness.

Allow me to clarify something for you.

I'm a bit like you in that regard, and actually used to lean too hard on dairy products to fill my energy needs easily as I do stupidly well on a high-fat diet. I have developed a soft spot for quality tree-nut based milk substitutes, especially the rare treat that is cashew milk. These are great to incorporate into…

Is it possible to be a hyper-athletic guy involved in a modern "action" sport and not give off some kind of douchey vibes? I'm not sure it is.

How poetic.

And your kids should have the privilege of being a bit immature. All children should! That's what childhood should be about.

Your kid is almost certainly immature in comparison.

Shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking "Stranger Danger" bullshit!

Umm... A competitor's body is kindof a big deal in a competition like this. It is literally their only tool to get through the course and Kacy's body provides unique challenges in doing so. She's the only person of her gender to have completed this course, so those unique challenges will obviously be a major talking…