Some people should not have children. Some people should not have children. Some people should not have children. I mean, I had an easy baby, and he never drove me nuts, but I have a hubby, and money and stuff. It’s an old trope, but a useful one: you need a license to drive a car, in many places, to own a dog,…

“God’s Perfect Person” lmaoooooo. I am deceased. Also, where’s the CB album that’s better than Confessions? I’ll wait!

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

Nickis gone soft and her last few songs have been pop rap. She needs to get back to her roots because that Remy diss was fuckinggg fire

They don’t. It’s for sleight of hand.

Yelled at any clouds lately? ;) ;)

All I want for my birthday is a favorable report from the Georgia Department of Public Health.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Just... thanks for using the word meme properly.

Macy’s has been a trash place to shop for years now.

Are you Ellie?

That video was UNBEARABLE. Whoever edited it and approved putting it out has to fucking hate Bella because there’s no way they didn’t see how obnoxious she comes off.

Kristi Yamaguchi > Tonya > Nancy

Gabrielle, are y’all gonna cover his crazy fucking interview from last night where he said he got the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl during his speech at the CIA? When I first read it, I literally thought I had clicked on a satire column. No. He was serious.

3,815 buckets of the Colonel’s Original Recipe, which includes, 61,040 pieces of fried chicken. Of those, about 15,260 will be either chicken breast or ribs, and the remainder will be legs and thighs. You’ll also get 30,520 buttermilk biscuits, 7,630 ears of hot buttered corn, 3,815 large macs and cheeses, 3,815…

I’m so thankful to women like Zendaya who are normalising fake hair. I’m a white woman who wears a lace front wig due to severe trichlomania. It’s seriously amazingly how fascinated non-wig wearers are when they find out about it, and I think most of the white women I know would secretly love to wear a bunch of…

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.