You will love this lady in Birmingham, then. Not the best picture, but it was CROWDED y’all. ;-)

DC’s best sign:

From Seattle’s glorious march

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

but as they handily pointed out on Twitter, the Girl Scouts of the USA are a non-partisan, non-political organization

Anyone make a Lourd and Taylor joke yet?

“it was five minutes from my old job.”

recruited a bunch of the sort of musicians who hung out at the Sherman Oaks Guitar Center

I’ll bet he doesn’t even KNOW they’re hollow.

I watched this transformation for a lot longer than I’d like to admit.

I stand corrected!

Is that not what The Boxcar Children series was about?

I thought you’d misspelled Ma$e and eagerly clicked the link for an update on my teenage crush.

You just need more practice. I used to faint every time somebody gave me a long bear hug—just slithered out of their arms and hit the deck.

one time when i was doing my student teaching, i fainted from taking a sip of coke. CO2 bubble cut off my oxygen and i collapsed on the floor.

I can’t even imagine how embarrassing this was for her. I fainted at work once in front of 2 people and I couldn’t look anyone in the face for a week. She fainted in front of the president and held up his final press conference — I would never recover.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.