“Look at my fanart! This is you and this is Harry and this is me, as your child!”

With you on the pecan pie. Bitter nuts in diabetes goo? Oh please, where do I sign up.

No way. Those super cheap cherry pies where it’s basically jelly on a shitty under cooked crust. Or pecan pie. That is inedible. Way too fucking dense.

He is hot, isn’t he? I started googling him after a Flight of the Conchords binge this weekend. Yeah I’d check out his sugar lumps

Jim from the Office; Sexier than Blake Shelton.

#NotAllLennies

I met him once! He’s so dreamy. I couldn’t think of one movie he was in. I was like “I love you. I’m sorry I never do this but....” and then just said nothing and blushed. He was very kind and laughed and said “why thank you. Nice to meet you, too. Have a good day.” And left the coffee shop.

Where, where is this magical place.

This goes on like a few blocks from where I’ve been living for years, and I STILL haven’t gone! I don’t know why! Obviously I need to!

I’m actually shocked that the fundamentalists haven’t yet attempted to claim Thanksgiving as a religious holiday personally created by Jesus.

He is pure magic!!!

I will always have a crush on Goldblum. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE DISPEL THAT HE IS AMAZING I REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW.

He was married to ADA Alexandra Cabot! (aka Stephanie March)

I did this. I went from making 6 figs in a job I despised to an hourly wage at a job I love. It was worth it.

Matching pearl necklaces for them all.

oh, come on!

Her bridesmaids better watch out if she offers them wedding day facials.

... which is a common phrase used to describe ‘seeing things as the really are’ ...such as like in The Matrix where Neo takes the red pill.

Shapewear? We used to refer to leggings and such like this as ‘mumble pants’. You can see the lips moving but you can’t hear what they’re saying.