Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Just... thanks for using the word meme properly.

Macy’s has been a trash place to shop for years now.

Are you Ellie?

That video was UNBEARABLE. Whoever edited it and approved putting it out has to fucking hate Bella because there’s no way they didn’t see how obnoxious she comes off.

Kristi Yamaguchi > Tonya > Nancy

Gabrielle, are y’all gonna cover his crazy fucking interview from last night where he said he got the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl during his speech at the CIA? When I first read it, I literally thought I had clicked on a satire column. No. He was serious.

3,815 buckets of the Colonel’s Original Recipe, which includes, 61,040 pieces of fried chicken. Of those, about 15,260 will be either chicken breast or ribs, and the remainder will be legs and thighs. You’ll also get 30,520 buttermilk biscuits, 7,630 ears of hot buttered corn, 3,815 large macs and cheeses, 3,815…

I’m so thankful to women like Zendaya who are normalising fake hair. I’m a white woman who wears a lace front wig due to severe trichlomania. It’s seriously amazingly how fascinated non-wig wearers are when they find out about it, and I think most of the white women I know would secretly love to wear a bunch of…

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

You will love this lady in Birmingham, then. Not the best picture, but it was CROWDED y’all. ;-)

DC’s best sign:

From Seattle’s glorious march

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

but as they handily pointed out on Twitter, the Girl Scouts of the USA are a non-partisan, non-political organization

Anyone make a Lourd and Taylor joke yet?