“it was five minutes from my old job.”

recruited a bunch of the sort of musicians who hung out at the Sherman Oaks Guitar Center

I’ll bet he doesn’t even KNOW they’re hollow.

I watched this transformation for a lot longer than I’d like to admit.

I stand corrected!

Is that not what The Boxcar Children series was about?

I thought you’d misspelled Ma$e and eagerly clicked the link for an update on my teenage crush.

You just need more practice. I used to faint every time somebody gave me a long bear hug—just slithered out of their arms and hit the deck.

one time when i was doing my student teaching, i fainted from taking a sip of coke. CO2 bubble cut off my oxygen and i collapsed on the floor.

I can’t even imagine how embarrassing this was for her. I fainted at work once in front of 2 people and I couldn’t look anyone in the face for a week. She fainted in front of the president and held up his final press conference — I would never recover.

You are the right kind of crazy

Whatever i honestly fucking love appliances

i really want him to file a restraining order against her, so when she breaks it, jez can use the headline the return of the mack.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

As a stay in bed mom, I admire your commitment to One Room.

He’s only had 2 drinks, just like that pansy Tom Scocca suggested

We aren’t chopping our tree until tomorrow, but please enjoy my nutcrackers.

Happy Saturday Social, all! After several months away, I’m slowly coming back to the Jez community. I’d love to hear what everyone has been up to!

I loved all those tiny things. The food, tea sets, glasses, just everything.