We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.
From one Floridian to another it is so tempting to share more. Because she’s a little notorious.
“I took a bath, I shaved my legs, I washed every nook and cranny. So you can fuck me anywhere, even in the fanny. Love, Annie.” - letter my mother in law wrote to my father in law, as forever burned into the memory of my then 10-year old husband who discovered it. And later mine.
My mother-in-law told us that she caught our 10-year-old nephew looking at porn on her laptop. When she confronted him, he said, “I have to, grandma! I’m going through puberty!”
I had a friend move in with me ostensibly because she decided not to buy a house that she was leasing with an option. When she moved out of my house (some 2+ years later) I found a letter from a real estate company saying that she had voided her house sitting arrangement by failing to keep the house in a showable…
There are two kinds of people in the world...
at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…
Yeah I get in between the toes even. You people are savages.
That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.
Jane will be playing Myla Marbles in The Skill of the Negotiation: The Danny Dimp-Domp Story.
“What dis??? Dis friend???” *bites* “Friend??” *bites more* “Why friend not move?????” *yet more biting* “Friend???????”
Go, our billionaires! Beat their billionaires!
At this point LIEUTENANT Olivia Benson (and now Commanding Officer of SVU) has to be making $150k/yr. Her place is hardly extravagant; pretty believable
My dog is going to live forever and ever and ever and ever
And also this...
Mel B, even if that’s true, it’s not very nice.
I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…
“I see this error often in my line of work. A writer crafts perfectly fine copy, and then an editor swoops in to punch things up—self-awareness and accuracy be damned”
“It’s a scrip club.”
