Bye, Phyllis.

I’m really hoping he’ll just retire the sizzurp. Plenty of folks should be worried that he’ll hit his head during a seizure.

Wait...has no one seen Knotting Hill? That was the movie that introduced me to fruitarians. British romantic comedies are SO informative!

This. I never used to pay attention to his music, but one day I caught a random line and it was such good wordplay I went to find the song. He’s very good lyrically. Some don’t have to like his lyrics, but no one should deny he uses words well.

Classic Lil’ Wayne practical joke.

Wayne’s lyrics are epic. Few equal his wordplay. It would be a shame for him to retire just because that ass whole release him from his contract.

OMG this baby!!! I don't care what anyone says, I like Weezy! I like his tight ass pants, his goblin looking face and his flow. I believe that his little end verse on Back That Ass Up makes the whole song. Booooo Birdman!!!!!

You do realize that a pro-woman discussion of female comics allows Maria Bamford and Amy Schumer to co-exist? Schumer’s success is only a detriment to Bamford if you believe that women inherently must compete with one another and that there’s only room for one of them.

I totally understand what you mean. I’m the kind of person who listens to NPR instead of Top 40, you know?

hmmm, good point. Stalls should also have enough space between door and toilet for maneuvering. Why is it so hard for everyone to arrange a bathroom correctly?

Is there something legitimately bad about Drake? I’ll say it- Drake is a catch. Somebody ought to snap him up.

I still resent her from both her sitcom and her comedic style which seems to be woodenly shouting dirty jokes at a person... SO WE FUCKED HAHA HUMANS AMIRITE LOL?! I TOTALLY BREED WITH OTHER HUMANS MEN ARE THE BEST ! BUT PERIODS! BUTT PLUGS!

the Trivago guy is creepy af. he’s constantly rumpled and looks like he just woke up w a hangover 20 mins ago and was late to taping. seriously the most unsavory spokesperson ever.

Same, to this day those commercials infuriate me. Here’s an interview he did, apparently the clothing was a deliberate choice by the company who clearly have a different idea of what “relaxed” and “approachable” means in the Americas

Oh is THAT his deal?? Because when I first saw him, I assumed he owned the company. I couldn’t fathom that any company in the world would hire a pitch man who literally looked like he’d been up all night drinking and then showed up in his unbuttoned shirt to film a commercial. In short: I’ve done a lot of yelling at…

I would rather shove a finger up my C*nt than go out on a date.

I guess I could break my normal routine of eating cheese three times a day and celebrate by eating it four or five times.

That’s a gouda idea.

After all the press about that, the California Almond Board started supporting the local NPR affiliate, and their tag whenever they were mentioned on air was, “Reminding you that almonds are not unusual in their water needs!”