There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

This is like the plot of a really bad spring break movie. And I LOVE it.

For what it’s worth, Daily Mail is reporting the swimmers trashed a gas station bathroom, and the security guard at the gas station pulled a gun and said they had to pay for damages. But some other outlets are saying generic brawl at the gas station. I am anxiously awaiting the leak of that footage.

I saw Katie ledecky levitate a goose behind goody parsons barn! I saw it!

I hate it when people steal my food. I hold grudges over that. I remember.

I’m dying. This was very well done, for a man.

...mom?

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

I know. I need to go find Monterey Jack and tell him I’m sorry.

I am 35, just left my husband, live in my sister’s basement and don’t own a car. Heeeyyyoooooo! Internet high fives all around!

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

I've gotten one jury duty notice but I was on the reserve list and never even got called in. Meanwhile, my husband gets those letters at least once a year. It's not fair! I want to participate in the system!

You’re not the only one

Sometimes it’s a transgressive thrill to wear clothes that are actively unflattering. The idea we, as women, are supposed to want to look appealing under all circumstances is so ... just taken for granted. Especially if you’re usually read as conventionally attractive, it feels kind of amazing to go “fuck you, I’m…

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

Do you post them together? Because the grossest thing in the world is when people post pictures of their kids covered in food.

I work with Alli and Chelsea (the second protester) and they SO ARE! Chelsea has disrupted Trump multiple times and Alli performed a “citizen’s arrest” on Henry Kissinger for his war crimes. I’ve been re-tweeting like crazy from the West Coast (where I’m holding down the fort for our LA office)! I’m so proud to work…

Aw- grandma food is the best food.