Hot take: Jennifer Mayer is a food stylist gone rogue.

Other 11 letter words include stockjobber, objectivism, chockablock, and sequelizing. 11 letter words are funny.

Where I’m from if I don’t like the way a movie looks, I don’t go see it. I hope they offer you the same freedom where you live. Good luck!

I’ll have a snack in the evening (like, my carefully measured out snack that I am allowing myself) and my husband will ask for one. No, motherfucker, you can’t have one of my scant three slices of dried persimmon, go get your own, you know where they are.

jia, i miss you already and to show my support i have taken my parents’ login for subscribed to the new yorker.

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

The poorly educated, but terrifyingly well armed.

WOW. Did you even read this article? Did you take two minutes to read his speech? Did you stop and think for a second that this is also worth celebrating? You’re being EXACTLY the type of person WOC complain of when we say we feel forced to choose whether we’re people of color or women, as if the two are at odds.…

fuck off

That made me cry so hard.

she probably didn’t bring her driver’s license with her, she grabbed the place card so her body could be identified

Anyone else think that Cal Harris’s car crash gave him a moment of clarity? Like a “Holy shit, what am I doing with my life?” type of thing?

DONALD TRUMP BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Re: Seth Rogen’s woke-ness. He definitely gets more points for Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, which was a surprisingly feminist film in and of itself (Zac Efron’s character having a feminist awakening was really great to watch), but also feminist in its production. When Rogen realized that he probably was not the best…

I also appreciate that the show he executive produces (preacher) cast a WOC actress to play a character that was white in the comic books because IIRC there were basically no POC in the entire preacher series

And he’s been doing good shit outside of movies for a while. He’s top 3 baes for me.

All Rainn Wilson said is that he’s pissed that shooting-killings of animals draw more press and sympathy than shooting-killings of people. So instead of writing faux-outrage ad hominems, understand that this zoo shooting death and human shooting deaths are both substantively but not equally tragic.

Safe as in safe from your girlfriend or wife, sure.

Dude, you paid for a movie ticket/cable and received a movie/tv show. End of contract.