methodmanchego
MethodManchego
methodmanchego

“Oh boy, you got me a NINJA BARBIE?!” “Oh, no, dear, I got you a Kinja Barbie, to reflect a more realistic version of adulthood where you spend 75% of your day trolling comment sections.”

“But a source notes there’s ‘concern’ that 27-year-old Blac Chyna is ‘preying’ on him ‘during a week time.’”

It doesn’t matter what they say

“Flippant?” I’m sure there are more apt descriptions of those tweets, but I think I’ll be sourcing them from Merriam-Webster, assholes.

“shrill” – defined as “the rising shrill of women’s voices”– and “psyche” – for which the example sentence is, “I will never really fathom the female psyche”. “Grating”, defined as “sounding harsh and unpleasant”, was illustrated with the phrase “her high, grating voice”, while the adjective “nagging” used the

Winter is coming. All over people’s faces.

When talking to people who still can’t grasp why the “All Lives Matter” mantra is unnecessary and harmful, I’ve started using the “Mother’s Day/Father’s Day/Kids’ Day” analogy to really simplify it. Ya know when it’s Mother’s or Father’s Day and some kid inevitable goes “Well, why isn’t there a KIDS’ DAY???” and you

I first heard Tig’s routine about her diagnosis when someone sent it to me and all I could think bitterly was “Oh, great, just what I need.” I was flat on my back, 5 months into chemo at 33 for breast cancer. I was so goddamn sick of cancer and I wanted nothing to do with still more cancer.

“Hell Hath No Fury”

I make this offering to the gods, beseeching that they might ungray me on The Slot. Hear my earnest prayers, Hera! Aphrodite! Mighty Hecate! ETA: Athena! Demeter! Ino of the Slim Ankles!

Thank you. Almost nobody brings up the lack of representation of Bears at the Academy awards. Did you know that, as it stands, there have been over 1700 acting nominations in the history of the awards and only 23 have gone to Bears(Meryl Streep, Claude Rains).

You say worst and yet, he carried the brilliant "PIVOT!" scene.

started watching elementary. joan watson is always dressed so cute. i want.

But when horrible people pair up, the non horribles are protected!

Photog got run over by a yupster.