Tiger prawn linguine with tomatoes, white wine, garlic, and basil!

Ugh, same here. All the flab on all of the arms all of the time, even when I was technically underweight. Stupid genes, mom!

UGH SAMESIES. I can be in the best shape of my life, with a hint of a 6 pack, and my arms will always be large compared to the rest of my body.

SAMESIES. I’m tall and skinny and have great genes save for the acne and big arms that run in my family. Always the fucking arms.

I want Kate Hudson’s arms so.damn.bad. I was not blessed with great arms. Even as a super skinny person, my arms were big. It’s the weirdest fucking thing. I WANT HER FUCKING ARMS

I don’t think posting the definition of fiction is making the argument you think it’s making.

Just finished watching Burn After Reading!!!

You poop on a closed toilet lid?

Ah.

Let’s go shoe shopping instead?

Get caught? Why no, I always stayfree.

It may seem silly to you, but it gives him the all-day confidence that he needs and deserves.

I thought this was a skeleton hand when I was scrolling down and it creeped me out!

It’s national Coffee day? Ok, let’s give this dirtbag a shot of caffeine: Coffee-fied celebs.

My BF just got prescribed some steroid cream to deal with his acne. In my insane vanity, I thought I’M GOING TO USE THIS TOO AND PUT IT ON MY MILD ACNE AND THEN I WILL BE BEAUTIFUL AT LAST. Naturally, ended up horribly breaking out the next day. Like, worst I’ve broken out since I was a teenager— weird roscaea on my…

I feel you. Best decision- going to my favorite LA thrift store on Friday “just for a minute” since it was on the way back from my Dr’s appointment and my bestie had tagged along since she’s visiting from out of town. She scored DVF wedges, Brian Atwood platform pumps, Christian Louboutin espadrilles, and 2 pairs of…

Pro Tip: Get drunk while watching Drunk History. It’s funny sober, but it is almost unbearably funny whilst drunk.

I love Drunk History. It would be so easy for them to just tell the regular old white guy history we all know so well but they seem to go out of their way to showcases lesser known stories about women and minorities. I think it’s excellent. It’s an uproariously funny show and tells lesser known, awesome stories.