It’s a good question. To answer it I’d like to direct you all to Brent Thistleford from our supplemental accessories division.

It is! Congratulations! You’re youthing!

“Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That’s just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.”

Reposting, because fuck this noise:

And these were just the “expensive pee tests”, I did about 16 of the really cheap ones I bought in bulk and kept on hand to set my mind at ease every month because I didn’t get my period with the Mirena (and it’s good that I did because the Mirena failed and it was ectopic.)

Ganglemonsters 4 lyfe! They just have these like, giant hands. I want them on me.

JOHN KRASINSKI. I’ve had friends tell me I’m crazy but I would tear that ass up.

Big eyes, Roman nose, and big hands. I once made a total ass of myself at an outdoor concert by fucking STARING down this guy who looked like a hot John Krasinski. Hotter? Anyway. I love the big doofy guys. Would use my vagina to murder:

Apartment Therapy and Design Sponge are both great places to start.

Eta: George had been drinking pool water and eating rotten leaves- one way or another. A second baby was found dead in the neighbors pool and Matthew was cold and dehydrated after days with no sign of a mother.

guys, I wrote last week about how I quit my job and now it’s been almost two weeks since then and I’m still ok and not living in a dumpster and/or depressed! Yay! I am currently visiting my parents in NH and today was just a gorgeous, gorgeous day. here are some photos from today because I am happy to be in 85 degree,…

I got a job offer yesterday that I’m super excited about!! It feels awesome after months of sending resumes out into a black hole... they want me! They want to give me money to do interesting things! now I have time to kick back with pink wine and OITNB instead of sending out resumes all weekend. :)

I don’t know why this makes me laugh so hard, but I am dying.

Just exploring the option that perhaps it was a defense mechanism on the vagina’s part. It say Brody’s face barrelling towards it and secreted a garbage smell to save itself, like a skunk or a squid would do. I’d like to think lil Snacky would have my back in a similar situation...

I’m pale as fuck and sunburn in 15 minutes flat...in the Pacific NW. So my 11 year old self was fully unprepared for the microwave intensity that is the Florida sun. My face burned so badly, it blistered all over. My asshole cousins and sister proceeded to call me Freddy Krueger.

My dad died during a freak scuba diving accident off the coast of Scotland while we were on vacation.

It’s summer and my dad is presenting at a conference in Hilton Head, SC. I am dragged along, even though it is during my 17th birthday. As a 17 year old I am already pissed at my parents taking me away from my friends, instead of letting me stay at home alone(so I can throw a House Party rager!) The evening of my…

When I was a kid, I pretended to be Jewish. I celebrated Jewish holidays and made Jewish dishes (like latkes and kugel). My fundamental Baptist parents did NOT know how to take it.

Allergies are a real thing, but I’m not sure I’d say that University researchers analyzing a 30-year study that was published in an international medical journal is pseudo-scientific.

This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.