Nice to meet you. I thought I was the only person in America who did not know/care about the Gilmore Girls.

I like “pro-forced birth,” personally, or “anti-woman.” “Anti-choice” really doesn’t get to the horror of what these people are supporting.

You mean Anti-Choice.

Right before she starts dragging her uterus across the carpet.

9This is going to sound wierd and perhaps a bit humblebraggy but I used to be able a big famous London club without queuing. Fuck only knows who the fuck they thought I was, but it sure as hell wasn’t me. There’d be kisses and “OMG how are you babes? You look great!” from door and barstaff that I’d never seen before…

So about ten years ago when my son was around 13 we had to go to Lowe’s for about the tenth time in two weeks – this time for paint for the bathroom. As we walked in, knowing my son’s commitment to a role, smarts, and incredible precocity, I told him the plan that had just occurred to me. He agreed.

When I was about 13, I pretended to be a soon to be mother on a baby name message board. I really liked baby names at the time (girl names only, der), carefully maintaining lists for all my future children. This was back around 2001 so it was a very primitive message boards, but I was extremely active, becoming a top…

10/10 on the GIF. Would deflate with laughter then deny everything later again.

Not fucking, this is a great color for you.

I continue to be the sole person on Team Gwynnie. It’s a lonely fucking team.

Before my wedding I read French Women Don’t Get Fat. On the whole, many of the suggestions in the book are good, but she recommends a weekend leek cleanse. So I made up the leeks and leak soup and convinced my husband to do it with me. I made it about 4 hours and ordered Jimmy John’s for lunch, and forgot to tell him…

for the love of all things holy, please do an article about all of the ways YOU CAN BE PREGNANT AND NOT KNOW. and then forbid the question everafter.

I was so hard on myself when I was a size 6, and now that I’m a hell of a lot bigger I wish I could go back in time and shake myself out of that kind of thinking.

I think she meant Valerine Bertnernie.

As someone who worked for WFM for a couple years, I just wanna say that I fucking love Whole Foods. Like I disagree with some stuff the company (cough John Mackey cough) does as well as some choices various stores make, but it’s a great company to work for and I learned a lot about food during my time there. I used to…

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”

They are called lies of omission and according to my youth pastor, you will still go to hell!

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

The only thing slim about this guy are his chances of winning the election.

SITA I NEEEED YOU