The information here is confusing — getting pregnant within 18 months and allowing a minimum of 18 months between births (which would allow for getting pregnant 9 months postpartum) are not interchangeable.

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…

My then-roommate and I were at a bar and a guy came up to her and said in the most cheesy, oily voice you can imagine, “Hey, just to save some time: how would you like your eggs in the morning?”

There are moments when you feel like life is going by too quickly. Seeing Paul Blart, I imagine, will cure you of that feeling — every second is an hour, every minute is an eternity. In that time, cities will crumble, generations will have lived and died.

There’s nothing better than a great film critic demolishing a shitty movie http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/deuce-…

Am so horny for John Krasinski. I don’t care about the show, but hot damn. I love that man. It’s ok Ellie.

The fact that I’m being PENALIZED for being HORNY FOR JOHN KRASINSKI is an absolute DISGRACE and this is WHY Gawker needs to UNIONIZE

One reason they wouldn't be vegetarian is because they most probably contain rennet. Rennet is the gastric juices from an un-weaned calf's stomach. Very few cheeses use vegetarian rennet.

I actually just moved here (Portland) from Florida last year and I love it here so far; I would totally stay. The quiet insulation (even in the 'big' city) is exactly what I like about it, after the insanity that is living in Florida. Underrated, fun fact about Maine: DELICIOUS FOOD EVERYWHERE.