Fun fact: if you're in the US, the only Brie you can buy is pasturized! So eat up! :)

Nope. “Large” is a compliment in kidz speak now and has nothing to do with physical size.

Maybe so, but all the ass INsertions are real, right Kanye?

I've been a Le Toter for almost a year now and I love it. Some pieces are higher in quality than others, sure, but I've gotten a lot of fun, trendy pieces that I'm invariably complimented on. Stitch Fix, on the other hand, they failed big time in sending me anything even remotely wearable.

“This is what I love to do, sell hot dogs and show off what I got a little bit,” she tells New York’s Fox 5.

I just burst in on my husband in the shower to play him the America the Beautiful and Star Spangled Banner covers. Those made my day! Patriotic music I actually like—who’da thunk it?!

I don't think I've ever been this jealous of someone before. Although, to be fair, I would have had no chill if I sat down in an Uber next to Andre and he probably would have been off put by my attempts to rap with him.

I discovered adding whipped cream vodka to my hot chocolate this winter and it is a revelation.

Just downloaded it. No rap-heavy tracks. :( Oh well, back to Waves.

I would kill for any of them, but I like #2 the best on you. Gorgeous!

Oh my god, yes! I half watch for the plot, half watch for the impeccably turned out Lucy Liu. I want to be her in my next life.

Ugh, you're right. Jane it is.

Boys should be named Michael and girls Katherine. Period.

I was a notorious school cryer. Worst episode was in 6th grade when I was playing basketball in PE. It should be noted that I don’t have an athletic bone in my body. Somehow I wound up with the ball and managed to start running down the court with it—the wrong way. The other kids started laughing at me, and I panicked…

Oooh, which thrift store? Please say somewhere on the east side!

... Sooo, you can see into my house on Tuesday nights? #onWednesdayswerestockthewine

I have reverse SAD. Nothing makes me weep with joy like darkness at 5pm! I live my entire year waiting for Daylight Savings Time to end!

“Sloppy doppy.” Best. I’m dead.

“... stole MethodManchego’s husband and had his baby.”

Getcha a slab of cambozola and then let me know how you feel.