Speaking as someone who works for Whole Foods, we don't want babies loose in the store so no thank you, Arianna.

I can see how you misunderstood my comment, however the “bullshit” I was speaking of is that she would have been shot if she were a person of color. I do not believe anyone should be gunned down by the cops on sight.

That is some bullshit white privilege on fleek. (Did I use that right? #whitepeopleproblems)

... Are you my husband? Is your dad a giant Polish man?

I hope you have a shapadoinkle day!

“Fun” fact: we pronounce it Poke County (I'm 3rd generation and I gots all my teef)!

I grew up 30 minutes from Lake Wales and the “classy” way to spell that name in my neck of the woods is Caylin.

Same. Sometimes I tell myself that the lyrics are all just tongue in cheek (and some are!) just so I don’t have to feel so squicky about rapping along.

Eating shitty cheese at a party.

Yaaaas. Honey with blues is so rad! My favorite-ever blue is the Roaring 40s from Tazmania and it’s so sweet you'd think it was already infused with honey somehow.

Let us! I'm normally a triple cream kinda girl but lately I've been finding myself eating more aged goudas (3 years is the sweet spot for me). Can't get enough of those tyrosine crystals! What kind of cheese are you into?

I got so excited when I read this because I thought yes! A Jez article featuring my area of expertise! I'll go to the comments and answer cheese-related questions/clear up misconceptions! But then no one was talking about cheese, just porn. #storyofmylife

Apples and oranges, my friend! Cow and sheep cheeses both have their place on the table!

It was my first year and I went to take the CCP exam, which was tough. But the conference was fantastic and I got to taste a lot of NE cheeses that aren't available to me in SoCal. So all around awesome, hope to make it an annual event!

Couldn't agree more. (Were you at ACS Cheese Camp in Providence last week by any chance?)

Can I be tall internet friends with you too? I’m already in one tall Internet friend circle with Jez reader Lisasaur, but I bet she'll be ok with you and FrolickingGiant joining.

It's a date!

We’re going to go get margs, right? Cause that's kinda my thing. That and cheese, which I can bring.

Do you want to be friends? I’m 5’10” and often wear heels. :)

I did the same thing 3 years ago and it was the best decision I’ve ever made. And-bonus-with my most recent raise, I’m now making just $500 less per year than I was at my shitty job. You can do it!