Congrats on being more patient and diplomatic than I.

They don’t call it a “job” for nothing.

There have been times in my life when this song made me have a mini breakdown, complete with sobbing and snot. Still kind of hits me right in the feels.

I don’t know if my family would appreciate this.

That photo represents that “Love is real”? Really? Because to me it says more likely that “love is not very often reciprocated”

Matching pearl necklaces for them all.

I feel like there must be some tongue-in-cheek context for that comment: Self effacing (“You’re all so lean, you’ll make me look huge lol!”) or libertarian (“Treat yoself this week—I’m not a regular pop star, I’m a cool pop star.”) or whatever. I blame the NYT writer because “in classic form” means nothing to us when…

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

He is an American tourists initials carved into an ancient sacred site in human form.

Looks like he could chew the bark off a tree.

Why do women hang out with this guy? Why do they let him use them as props like this? I don’t understand.

Are these women escorts? Trust fund babies like him? Like, why would anyone willingly subject themselves to this?

He looks like Dane Cook on steroids.

We’ll trade the dead girl he saw with her brains hanging out for him. Maybe we can trade Tom Petty or David Bowie for Ted Nugent.

Once again: 3 heart attacks, one massacre, and he is still alive? Fuuuck. Can’t we trade Tom Petty or David Bowie for him?

He’s like 5’4”tho... still find him sexy?

He’s apparently already had three drugs-induced heart attacks. I bet it was coke—he seems classy like that.

Goddammit. I was just having a quiet one-person schadenfreude party, reposting everything I could find about my asshole anti-choice married former congressman getting caught telling his girlfriend to get an abortion.....so fun.

Ew really ? I think he’s ugly af.. have you seen him without a beard ? It’s a blood bath.

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