Here’s how that worked: “Go to the mansion and you’ll be able to model and maybe you’ll get a career or a centerfold. It’s opportunity! You’ll be a star, maybe!” That would be the Modeling Agency, aka procurer. How do I know this? I modeled in the late 80s and 90s in Chicago. the number of times I was told to show up…

lol fuck off you dickhole

Yep sure is slutty to have a baby with someone you have been dating over a year and you are in your 30s.

For serious, she has been open about her struggles on this and has had to watch everyone else have babies for years. I’m just gonna go ahead and be thrilled for her.

ugh that documentary brought me to tears and I’ve only cried a handful of times in my life.

That pole is what got your mom and dad together.

“Avoid the pole altogether” is always a bullshit sentiment, but Cardi B has given interviews about how stripping saved her life. It was the only financial path she had out of an abusive relationship. Your sanctimonious quips are cruel and ignorant.

oh f**k off

Put the cigarettes out on your asshole, church lady.

Maybe avoid the pole altogether next time?

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Jesus! I just can’t even. Insecure 15-yo me would have craved this kind of attention and willingly done what was asked by an adult because I was a child that didn’t know any better. He knows exactly what he is doing as an adult. It is targeted and it is disgusting. He is fucking trash.

I didn’t know we could blame sexual offenses and pedophilia on being “a weak” person(man). Can we use that for other stuff? Cause that speeding ticket I got last week, well it wasn’t because I like to drive fast, it was because I am a weak man.

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Daddy likey?

She’s Mary Poppins if Mary Poppins had Hannibal Lector’s sense of cool, controlled sociopathy

 It’ll be like watching a bachelorette party interact with its designated driver . . .

Read that as

Trip to an out of town hardware store (you will need a saw, for sure). Pay in cash. Darkness, river, rowboat, alibi.

Should she really have a white couch when she’s always having blood coming out of her eyes and out of her wherever?