“Never go to football games.”

Disney now acknowledges that Trent Dilfer sucks, and would like to make amends to Ray Lewis with this exciting new video...

I can’t feel sorry for Trent Dilfer, though.

Every. Fucking. Year. They always get crushed by the Patriots. Always. *flips table*

It’s actually somewhat surprising Gawker staffers are scolding people for evading taxes, given Nick Denton’s offshore funds

Brown’s estranged wife, Molly, told police that Brown has assaulted her as many as 20 times.

I don’t know if that’s the reason, but the NFL has not given its players any reason to doubt that. After very publicly over-correcting suspensions against to prominent black players (AP and Rice), getting slapped down by the courts for not applying punishments consistently, and announcing a new easily applied standard…

White.

Maybe it’s because it’s the Most Favored Son team here? I dunno. I agree, it makes zero sense.

Well it’s a good thing he didn’t do something serious like smoke weed or deflate a football, THEN he might have to face the consequences of his actions.

That’s a bit much. I mean yeah she’s quite good and all - but I think being Not Colin Cowherd and Not Jason Whitlock and Not Skip Bayless may be helping her out over at FS too.

Congrats to the NBA for moving the All-Star game to the bastion of gay rights... Louisiana.

That last sentence is so true. It was refreshing to watch the 3rd period of a hockey game without a knife in one hand and bottle of bourbon in the other

Hoo boy, that take’s a doozy

Because you like the smell of rancid shit in the summer? Because you like oppressive humidity? Because you like mosquitoes as big as dinner plates? Because you like living in fear that the “next big one” will wash you away?

And here is Barkley’s famous “I am not a role model” commercial:

These guys only complain because the new rules have teeth.

BC is a diseased polluted left wing radical extremist socialist sewer of pussies & limp wristed losers. As I predicted, BC was headed into a deep Death Spiral to Dante’s Last Rectum of Hell due to it’s laziness and sissy leaders. It will be 534 days without a Hoops or Football win for BC when it plays GT in Ireland.…

I have zero sympathy for BC who is reaping what they sowed when they shamelessly chased the money at the ACC and set the wheels in motion for the conference realignments still happening. I also have zero sympathy for a recruit that bought into the same hucksterism and bill of goods they sold the Big East after it went…