can we all agree that this was more than likely just an unfortunate misunderstanding and not some racism fueled dig at black history month?

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

If you think Von gets excited about farm animals now, wait until he learns to read.

Manning’s college career gave them rest of his team good training for that.

Great job gathering all the facts before running with your story!!! (Updated) you did not :(

You know an article is fucked when the two sources are TMZ and Ben Volin... *face palm*

Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?…

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.

Cris Carter: You like to get wet?

Not a fan of the guy, but can we just end these mandatory coach press conferences? When was the last time a reporter got a scoop at one of them. Just send out the injured/practiced/didn’t practice list and be done with it.

I swear, there’s the slightest, almost imperceptible hint of a smirk after he says “Great.” This plus the boxing gloves has me convinced he’s having a bit of fun in his own wry, surly way.

Because regardless of what he says, people are just going to speculate anyway. It doesn’t matter what he says, no one is going to take him on his word.

Getting robbed at gunpoint leaving a strip club at closing time seems to be an essential part of the Knicks’ triangle offense.

“Line? What line? I didn’t see a line here. Nope. *sniff*”

Conspiracy Theory - David Stern asked Adam Silver to tell Bill Kennedy and Doc Rivers to deny this TRUE story for one reason: to ruin the credibility of Tim Donaghy even more.

What was his quote at the beginning of the year? “I’ll be disappointed if our defense isn’t 1st in the league.” Bills fans, like Jets fans before, are finding out the hard way that Rex is a big goddamn fraud.

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

Read the book. The book is magnificent. It totally portrays an absolutely horrifying world that Bulger created and controlled in Boston for decades.

If you’ll allow me to be an asshole pedant (Is there any other kind?), nobody in Boston has ever called someone from South Boston a “Southie.” You’re from Southie; you’re not a Southie.

Fun fact: not everyone in Massachusetts actually has a Boston accent!