It’s their term for a bratwurst slathered in honey. Only their words for “bratwurst” and “honey” aren’t the same as ours.

I dunno. To me, Brad Pitt looks like he stopped drinking the giant stream of alcohol he was sucking down to deal with a psycho home situation?

Yeah, all that’s great. Now can you please take the people fucking off the sidebar? I don’t care if it’s pixelated, it’s gross.

I don’t like his lyrics, but kid does have a talent.

Jesus Fuck, I am getting really sick of Jezebel randomly hating on people. Did he beat a girlfriend? Rape a baby? What did he do besides be a UK ginger with a sort-of wonky eye? Jezebel used to have at least semi-good reasons for detesting a given celebrity but this is getting really old.

It’s not worth arguing. Liberals are just as brainwashed as conservatives.

You definitely should. “As a lawyer, JLo and ARod make sense as a couple.” “As a lawyer, that hair is a mess.”

I guess someone got tired of you beginning every comment with, “As a lawyer...”

Just one of those things, I guess.

I guess this is how they are going to create jobs, you fire some people, then you have open positions.

Woman unable to find salad to smile at.

She is lovely. Too bad she is a whack job.

I have been blue too, nothing like a fruitful conversation to peel off all the bad stuff. ^_^

1. She’s lying when she says things are fine.

I work from home but still I have to work and I can not buy anything today because I am poor so yay?!

You sound jelly tho...

Beyonce - overrated as hell.

Why does she suck?

No, it’s more like humans eating their own shit.

“Whiteness” is a construct designed by a particular group of people in order to exclude particular other groups and deny them their rights.