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This political trend right now that is propagating the notion that legislatures should have the final say over the academic work done at colleges and universities is absolutely, nightmare-inducingly chilling.

Lol, that makes me laugh every time I think of a woman I went to high school with who spoke with a normal mid-western tone; then out of the blue she would call someone a “hoooooerr”.

The Kardashian is like the Borg. One mind, many bodies, and ruled over by an evil queen.

Funny, though, how Emma’s experience is shared by so many women in nearly all industries.

So I watch the Kardashians on a semi-regular basis. Go ahead, judge me. I really don’t mind them at all. But recently there was this episode where Khloe went to see about getting her boobs done and there was all this drama about what a serious operation it was and Kim was advising her against it. And I was like

I would invite her to mine! But she’s not going to care about that either. 😄

*Kardashians’

If there is no midweek madness I lose confidence that I know what day of the week it is.

I took it more like, “This is part of the development of a Kardashian. In their late teens/early twenties they develop large, bulbous, high-riding butts and boobies, their lips and cheekbones inflate, and their eyebrows arch and rise. That’s just how it goes!”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m sorry. Excuse me. I meant, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kris would be the mother in law from hell. I’d hate to have to share custody of a precious baby with that family.

Yup. She could have a way better first Christmas with her kid sans assholes.

Holly bush:

My friend beanpole was doofy, sweet, and had a good nature. His mother told people he died of a snake bite because she is ashamed that he overdosed on this awful shit. He was 21.

Dude its Texas. Much better then NY, especially NYC. (Sniff, i live in NY, hate it!)

NYC baby, no where else do you gush over 2 bedrooms and big living room. God bless you people stacking yourselves on top of each other.

It was in an “ethnic” area (mostly Hispanic, some black, and a contingent of Kurds who were refugees from the first Gulf War), but it wasn’t a high crime area...

I started discussing Darren Rovell, and how he always talks about players in terms of their ‘brand’ and their ‘image’ and how to leverage that. I started GUSHING about how “a lot of people think he is being obtuse, but intuitively I understand what he means, and I think it is fascinating work”.

I started GUSHING about how “a lot of people think he is being obtuse, but intuitively I understand what he means, and I think it is fascinating work”