I am just going to enjoy for some minutes that a man was the one falsely accusing of sexual harassment.

Breaking: Men still trash. More at 11.

The bros hire other bros based on potential not actual talent. And by potential I mean the ability to bullshit and do keg stands. Its fucking ridiculous.

The CEO of a Silicon Valley company wrote a blog from a home computer unaware it could be traced back to him? How the fuck does someone that stupid get put in as a CEO of anything outside of a Trump appointment?

I mean, shit, if I wanted something that’d just drive into the garage, park, and do nothing, I’d just take the batteries out of my vibrator.

I feel like guys #blessed with big dicks feel like all they need to is put it in and their giant god given schlongs are just going to do the work for them, like some kind of automatic lockpicking device.

Yes! It’s bizarre!! As a lady with a vagina, not only do I not care, I prefer shorter. Too long and all I can think about during sex is, Is he gonna hit my cervix? Is he gonna h—oh, yep, there it is. Ow.

Guys with big dicks often REALLY don’t know how to use them.... They’re so used to being idolized [i.e. by other guys] for their massive schlongs that they don’t feel they have to put in any particular effort towards a good performance (or even reciprocation).

Truth! I know I sure don’t like having my goddamn lungs pierced by an oversized shootin’-iron.... Anything much more than a mouthful is a waste.

Yep, you want the penis or whatever you’re using to be in the Goldilocks zone size-wise.

Ouch. Wouldn’t that hurt? I slept with a dude with a long dick and it was one of my worst sexual experiences. The blinding pain from when he rammed into my cervix made me nauseous and the asshole had the nerve to be proud that his dick was big enough to hurt me. He did try to comfort me and acted all concerned, but he…

Yeah, when the dude slams into your cervix and still isn’t balls deep, you learn that length ain’t exactly all it’s cracked up to be.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Men are trained to hate women from the day they arrive on the planet. Doesn’t matter your color, your religion, your culture—it’s in all of them. It’s a learned sociopathy (like racism) that most take up wholeheartedly and never question. When you ask them about it, they…

YOU GOTTA FUCK A COUPLE TIMES?

Once again, great allyship from QVCK. With friends like you, who needs Rick Ross, babe? Thanks for once again mansplaining the fuck out of something that comes at girls and women and badly affects our lives and abilities to make a living every fucking day for most if not all of our lives. We really needed you to tell…

You really have to get out there and see the world for what it is. I think you forgot how horrible people can be, otherwise you wouldn’t be saying this.

The last two lines are chilling in their casual “y’know?” tone. I mean, I spent money in a professional manner on a person I want to present as an artist so that my label makes money: OF COURSE I will demand sex from said person. As night follows day, right fellas?

Yes! The tone of it is ‘lol amirite? I’m just being realistic!’.

He sounds like our President.

Yes, that’s it exactly. He gets on the radio and says this shit like it’s not irrefutable proof that he’s a fuck boi. It wouldn’t be any less disgusting, but it would be more understandable if this was some shit he said to one of his boys and they taped the conversation and leaked it to the media. But nah, this greasy…