Yesterday I was cleaning a house and a palmetto bug (huge cockroaches that are very common where I live, esp in rickety old wooden houses like that one) the size of a small mouse crossed the room on the floor in front of me. I was so tired and burnt from cleaning all day that I was like “what’s up, stay out of my…

Looks like a Mittens to me.

I’m in my late 40s, so my Disney was stuff like Fantasia and Aristocats. I feel like Lion King and Little Mermaid came out right after college for me and I had friends who were very into them, but I missed both of them yet feel like I’ve seen them.

There’s certainly that but it seems to also be a Southern thing or at least it used to be. I know Southern whites named Judge, Senator, Marshall, Rex,Regina and other names that signify titles or honorable positions.

I’m sorry. Ever since Trump got elected everyone around me keeps joking or seriously saying they want to take up day drinking and drugs instead of being roused to protest and participate. I find that more depressing than this presidency, honestly. This creep is already destroying lives no need to help him out.

At this point, isn’t anyone who hires Carey for a cameo doing it more for the publicity caused by her inevitable fuckup or diva antics than to get a cameo appearance out of her? Why didn’t he get Lilo a role too while he was at it?

Marge, I have sand in my underpants...

And a whole lot of them are 7s and below...yuk!

Bloody uppity women.

Bahaha, because as everyone knows, the best people to decide what is best for women are men. smdh.

I use a jellyfish and man-o-war glaze on the sides of my holes.

But at the end of the day, what you’re doing is shaming someone for learning something good. You don’t have to hold her up as a paradigm of enlightenment or anything, but she got there in the end. And she even admitted that she was naive.

Nah, I bet even the trash in the dumpster wasn’t made in the USA.

Because no one who is running for office would ever commit the sin of telling the truth: Not all of us are one day going to be rich.

The GOP has become a death cult. And as long as they have a monkey with a pen that can sign his name they don’t really care what the monkey does.

I would give you a bunch of stars but they are currently mine. Maybe some scrap stars will trickle themselves down to you eventually.

At the national level, there are no moderate Republicans. They all own this, no matter how hard they wring their hands over vulgarity and sexism.

That certainly wasn’t my experience in several parts of Europe, where a glass of wine every day seemed pretty typical, often at lunch. But it is hard to judge the daily life of europeans, as I didn’t live there. And, I don’t disagree with you re:the “mommy juice” BS, which is just a small way for women to buck the…

THIS. The Wine industry fucking disgusts me. For years whenever I travel I see post cards that say “if only there was wine,” t-shirts at stores say shit like “the only thing getting me through the day is wine,” and its you can see it in TV, Movies, etc as if being an alcoholic is acceptable because life is hard.

Pretty sure that last one continued and openly mocked the practice. I did not realize dialogue (for lack of a better term for the New Jersey oral dialect) was considered a special effect.