The thrusting power is surely in the buttocks, but no way am I looking at his ass. Unless it’s plastered on the cover of Time with a boot swinging toward it.

For about 10 seconds max.

Girl, you’re crazy, hahahahaha!

I’d nick it, if I could think of a way of getting it out of there unseen.

Wow! Skates are heavy. I’m worried about your friend’s knees, ‘cause I don’t think those wheels are gonna have much “bounce.” Sorry to sound like an Olde killjoy, but yunguns need to be reminded to take care of their bodies - especially those joints!

I have everything ready to go, but I’m not opened yet. It also sucks that, as a new seller, my offerings will be severely limited.

You know, I’m surprised that people even still wear Hilfiger. I always thought his designs were....well, kind of clumsy, for lack of a better word. OK, I thought they were ugly - and mostly styled for guys. So I’m not surprised to see drastic cuts in prices (the way all of those Anthropology dresses are a dime a dozen…

haha! Thanks for this: it was great. His ‘business-like’ comedic delivery is just golden (no pun ).

I’m short on denim, but I have some shiny clubish -wear.

No to Angel. I deplore the EDM sound in anything.

I loved Kesha’s number. I have seen little of her work, but I appreciate the dynamics and the sincerity of delivery. The orchestration was great (yay lady French horn player!). She doesn’t have P!nk’s lyrical genius, but her voice was surprisingly soulful.

You probably won’t believe this, but I bought a North Face parka in 1988 and was still wearing it in 2013. It was in beautiful condition even though I wore it constantly in the cold months. The zipper gave out around 2000, but I installed a new one. I paid $250.00 for it in ‘88, so my mind just doesn’t even go there,…

Oh Yes! I have two of those and one is in that color. It’s shorter in the waste, but a very classic look. Also unisex - I would give a guy the Glad Eye if he’s wearing that;)

My Oldeness is thus confirmed. They were cheering “USA! USA!” unironically, for pity’s sake. Apparently this was the pre-fireworks fireworks. Fail!

Is that real?! The place where Obama and Michelle vacayed? I don’t watch Colbert, but I’ll have to start. Hell yes he can come. This is going to be a night to remember and we need spin.

Four minutes and six seconds into the story, they DID get played. I don’t like having to watch viddys for information, and guys like this have obnoxious narrative styles, like every unusual even in their pasts deserves a Macy’s Parade

Teenagers on the beach? Oh, that’s bad. What kind of sex could that even be??? And not in broad daylight, I hope.

They got “played?” I was really hoping you meant that a few minutes into the tunnel (and jolly fun), they were suddenly OUT of the tunnel - and in full view of their fellow-travelers. But then I haven’t watched the clip yet (truth is, I don’t want to, but thanks for citing your source for the video. That’s pro).

I lived in Carbondale for five years, and I did truly love it. Then again, I was doing the thing I love most. So if you’re in C’dale I am jealous. Colleagues loved going to Cape Girardeau, but I never ventured. When it came to local politics, however, I didn’t have a clue what was going on. Conservative, I guess. But…

And there WILL be dancing on the bed, and for the picture-taking segment we will have Trump masks. Of course, there’s the risk that this will spoil the party. We can melt them down into a big, rubbery tchotchke and leave it under the bed for house-keeping’s amusement.