Counter point: I love kitten heels. Which I believe are the same as cha cha heels. Oh dear, am I taking Divine as my style icon?

I am fine with the actual heels becoming obsolete, but I need the words kitten heels to exist. Because ... kitten heels. Kitten ... heels. Kitten heals?

Clearly, public presentations are not part of your regular repertoire, because in a pantsuit, you NEVER wear flats unless you’re pretty tall. The proportions get janky, at least for people like me that are above average height but still manage to have short, stocky legs. The 3.5 inchers I normally wear don’t work when…

Kitten heels aren’t somehow more comfortable because they’re shorter and stubbier than a regular-ass high heel. The twist? They’re still heels! If you don’t believe me, please try the following experiment.

I have no particular love for kitten heels but I LOLd for reals at this:

Ok, ok, that pair of kitten heels is definitely ugly. But I have had one or two pairs that were actually cute. I don’t like most of them, though, so I do understand the general attitude towards them.

It was interesting how those anonymous sources to the Mail brought up Cattrall’s age.

That’s a good tip. I’m guessing that many of the first-time buys would last for several uses, so the first trip would be the biggest cash outlay.

I thought the whole idea of Charlie’s Angels is they are beautiful bubbly fun people.

Agreed. Also, here is my question for everyone: I know she won an Oscar for her breakout role, but have we actually seen Lupita in enough roles to call her “over qualified”? She’s been in 6 things since 12 Years a Slave, half of which were voice work. She’s talented, don’t get me wrong, and I am a big fan of her work,…

I promise that I will not attempt without ample YouTube research, but this gives me some general ideas about cost and products required.

On the upside:

WHY ARE WE ALL OF A SUDDEN TRYING TO LIVE INSIDE 1999'S TELEVISION SET

No. Please god no.

don’t forget this abomination!

Idk, maybe Luputa’s doing what Lupita wants to do. It makes me think of all of her fans who were so disappointed that her Star Wars character was animated, when she was on record saying that she liked it because there was so much attention on her appearance. She’s had a heavy mantle laid on her shoulders, maybe she…

Why is this a thing? A movie about three women who get tired of the boys club and corruption of the police and decide to become PIs is something I might watch, but not this. Omit the gratuitous running in bikinis. And FFS, stop having them answer to men, especially one who won’t even show his gross face and who you…

Oh! Think attractive women wearing tight revealing clothing playing thin attractive women wearing tight revealing clothing. How novel!

Can we please stop remaking movies?!?!?!

Right or wrong I would be fucking mortified to have this story appear under my byline. It’s like web 1.0 and buzzfeed had a really sad baby and it was this article.