Getting around is one thing, but unless that’s thing has an ass-flap, the logistics of pissing are what’s giving me chest paint.

Early in his career, he was quite memorable playing skeevy weasels, but that was before it was obvious he wasn’t stretching much.

I like my job, and I live in TX so I’m pretty resigned to someone just showing up and shooting me wherever I am at some point, but I am a housekeeper so I would actually worry about traumatizing whoever came home all excited about their nice clean house.

Think it’s better to not die at all.

Hahaha okay, okay. I totally laughed out loud at that. Love you back! ❤️

I really really wanted Margaret Atwood to accept the award. Or at least have the opportunity to say something. Like, the guy who accepted it seemed very gracious and not at all like he was standing in her way, but I still kept thinking, “GET OUT OF THE WAY, DUDE. MARGARET ATWOOD CREATED THIS.”

It actually looked way better on video. The pics really don’t do the texture of the dress justice. It looks a bit stiff in the pics (one might say like a parade float), but on video it looked very silky and moved nicely, and did not give off a parade float vibe. That said, I love the color, cut, and texture of the…

I’m delighted that The Handmaid’s Tale did so well because it was superb (and dare I say it... better than the novel) ... but sad the Westworld was up in this year. It would have swept in other years.

Is this red carpet a sign that things might get fun again? This red carpet was pretty fun.

Yeah. You got all dressed up for this event, but forgot you hadn’t washed your hair in a month.

All the men at these events need to start taking style tips from the cast of Stranger Things ASAP. Great suits, well tailored and fun!

I think she has a really short torso? Or is just super short in general? And you’re right, she often wears stuff that makes her look square-shaped.

Debra Messings dress looks like she belted a shiny purple garbage bag

Heidis hair in front makes it kinda look like her torso is loooong and that her boobs are 2 feet further down than they really are

I’m hoping the cast of GoT shows up but to work as ushers and shit.

Every awards season, somebody always shows up in a wedding dress. Why?

The blue ribbons are for the ACLU.

A friend of mine is attending the Emmy Awards, and I helped her pick out her dress. She isn’t on TV, but her partner is. I haven’t seen them yet. Fingers crossed. He’s on the show that stars the host of the awards tonight.

I like Amanda Crew’s dress but man, is it not flashbulb-proof, she might as well be standing there naked.

You might expect it more at a hotel though. Its almost a given that they’ll have guests who over imbibe.