It really is such a good word.

I’m assuming there is a serious black market for wine. That, or the thieves are going to hit a fromagerie next and throw one hell of a party.

Ahh, roasted Jesus heart with thorn jus, garnished with artisanal crucifix. Yummy.

My question as well. Are we literally smearing human hearts on our faces now

Adenosine is actually found all over nature in general. It’s basically one of the 4 letters of DNA (technically deoxyadenosine, called by the name of the purine base adenine that’s a part of it) and plays a huge role in metabolism as ATP, adenosine triphosphate. It’s used as an antiarrythmic drug, so maybe that’s why…

Whatever I loved that show. Hmph.

I had heartburn like that when I was pregnant. I didn’t lie about it being immaculate, either. 😚 

Jesus:

I mean, dude’s not a monster today. He’s got a handsome face.

Baby Parts! (No, I don’t know.)

Okay, I’m revealing my secret shame here. I actually think Kevin James (chubby Kevin James, not athletic Kevin James) is really cute. I know he’s problematic, but going by looks alone, he’s exactly my type.

One large issue is that the actual definition of “appropriation,” at least in its original academic context, is learning and borrowing.

Braiding ones hair, dreadlocks etc. have THOUSANDS of years old History in Europe alone, never mind the rest of the world. It’s quite a common style used by many different cultures throughout history.

I got rid of the Seventh Day Adventists that would always wake me up early on Sundays by ringing my door bell by telling them I was a satanist.

“A lot of people don’t get that they don’t make the rules about things that belong to other people. And when you tell them they’re not entitled to that, well, they won’t fucking hear it.”

I am actually a believer and nothing turns me off more than conversion stuff.

Despite the fact that the first people to wear mohawks were the Celts

That’s because Evangelicals are scairt by Catholics. Everybody knows that when Catholics go recruiting shit gets real:

I am your roommate. My aunt, who is a Jehovah’s Witness, has been trying to convert me for years because I am an atheist? Maybe I will convert to being a not very good Catholic; any tips?

I don’t know. That mustache is kind of sexy.