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Wait until you see my husband today. He shaved his beard all off. Ugh! I need his hair to grow back STAT. It’s like Mar and the hair growing pills from TJ.

I VOLUNTEER. Seriously, the poor copy-editing on Jezebel irks me so much. I know a few people who discredit Jezebel for this fact alone. It’s shitty, but fixing this problem might create room for actually valid criticism.

Story of my life right there. However, my brother, with a full beard, has no hair, so god gives, god takes away.

No, I disagree.

Because Beyoncé has never been accused of ripping stuff from other artists...

These pleas for proof-readers have been going on for years...but NOT from the days of Dodai. Things started their steep decline when she left.

...Between West and Perry, a combined decade of celebrity infighting...

Counterpoint: No, they do not.

Don’t you know Beyonce created everything and is the most talented performer in the history of the world and has never ripped anyone off in her lifetime? All original, that Beyonce.

They should add a button next to “Reply” on all articles that says “Hey! I found something that you typed incorrectly!” And you can click on it to submit your very worthwhile complaints about spelling and grammar.

#thankyoudoctor #ilookprettynow

Whitney, it’s “all of A sudden.” Seriously, when have you ever read it with “the” like that?

I don’t see any similarities to Beyonce’s videos. None. Plenty of videos have these poses. Most videos with a dance number have these poses. They don’t even look similar, aesthetically. Beyonce fans should calm down. If you want to complain about Taylor Swift, just focus on the fact that this is a bad video and the

I’ve never seen The Rock in any films, but I get the sense what he’s selling is...Major Enthusiasm. He’s like Tom Cruise without the Scientology. Also, it seems like he’s replaced Tom Cruise and Will Smith. I could be totally wrong, but this is what his career looks like from afar.

It is bad

Does “All of THE sudden” bother anyone else but me?

How much did Amber got paid for this??

I sometimes next to nothing too.

Exactly. I can talk and you don’t have to listen. No one has to listen to anyone talk. That’s what so great about talk. We don’t have to listen to it.