I really don’t have a serious bloating problem. In fact, I have lost weight around my middle after meno.

Seriously, I feel so much less neglectful now cause I’m pretty sure that a dog -at least- would still drink out of my toilet;)

This makes me feel so much better about the current state of my toilet.

That is an exceedingly silly bottle. No sympathy.

Pfft. That’s not half of what’s in our city water.

Seriously. It’s called a “garden spade” people. Or just some leaves if you’re that lazy.

Her body language, the casual death march, the hand gesture - it all says SO much: “I have hated you since I met you; You are crude and vile, and I feel soiled even standing near you; You have butthole breath; I’m going to passively/aggressively torment you until I find the courage to put a pillow over your head. Oh…

This scenario never occurred to me. I am now shipping it hard.

That is, indeed, a very royal dismissal.

I repeat: Melania is possibly The Devil. Harry is a little devil. Big difference.

Not giving out medical advice, but the perimenopause can start without any symptoms or with the most subtle of symptoms. I had none until I got slammed at 51. Still had periods for 4 years. Oh, and I was a “late starter” too:/

Nah, I don’t buy it for a minute. Probably her stylist doesn’t have any creds in the industry and doesn’t want to embarrass himself because he can’t come through with the goods.

Also menopause. I see lipo in her future.

Menopause usually means gettin’ bigger in the middle. Given her possible level of exasperation, she’d prob. just love to be back at Trump Towers, quietly “letting herself go.”

I didn’t want to believe it, but yeah, if it isn’t that then he’s on some serious meds we don’t know about.

I have never seen it, and I refuse to hate on someone I know next to nothing about. I think what you said is very insightful. We all owe ourselves a love letter.

No. Harry is not the fucking Devil.

Who adjusts their suit that way? Ok, I’m no expert, but the thumb and index fingers are far more agile and useful.

Probably paid nothing for it. Still no excuse to wear it, though.

Nope. It was most definitely Rose. It was not anywhere close to sweet.