Pfft. That’s not half of what’s in our city water.

Seriously. It’s called a “garden spade” people. Or just some leaves if you’re that lazy.

Her body language, the casual death march, the hand gesture - it all says SO much: “I have hated you since I met you; You are crude and vile, and I feel soiled even standing near you; You have butthole breath; I’m going to passively/aggressively torment you until I find the courage to put a pillow over your head. Oh…

This scenario never occurred to me. I am now shipping it hard.

That is, indeed, a very royal dismissal.

I repeat: Melania is possibly The Devil. Harry is a little devil. Big difference.

Not giving out medical advice, but the perimenopause can start without any symptoms or with the most subtle of symptoms. I had none until I got slammed at 51. Still had periods for 4 years. Oh, and I was a “late starter” too:/

Nah, I don’t buy it for a minute. Probably her stylist doesn’t have any creds in the industry and doesn’t want to embarrass himself because he can’t come through with the goods.

Also menopause. I see lipo in her future.

Menopause usually means gettin’ bigger in the middle. Given her possible level of exasperation, she’d prob. just love to be back at Trump Towers, quietly “letting herself go.”

I didn’t want to believe it, but yeah, if it isn’t that then he’s on some serious meds we don’t know about.

I have never seen it, and I refuse to hate on someone I know next to nothing about. I think what you said is very insightful. We all owe ourselves a love letter.

No. Harry is not the fucking Devil.

Who adjusts their suit that way? Ok, I’m no expert, but the thumb and index fingers are far more agile and useful.

Probably paid nothing for it. Still no excuse to wear it, though.

Nope. It was most definitely Rose. It was not anywhere close to sweet.

Yeah. No way she could wiggle in and out of those pants without tearing them further. Hell, that’s a big coat. I woulda tossed the pants out the window:/

Well, I unapologetically like Madonna, and I think this is hilarious and would hang out with her if she would pay for my spa day.

I’m not a model, but I (like most here) love clothes. I have been known to hang a spare outfit in the back of my car when going to an “event” (see: Unitarian Church, Christmas at Mom’s, etc).

In my town, if you call a white woman that she will straight up punch you in the face. Not kidding.