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She did sing “I might get your song played on the radio station.”

She won a Grammy for that video. Pay up Beyonce.

OK, I might be good with this if they actually taste like S’mores. But how to get that “campfire” flavor in there? I stupidly bought some highly processed rice meal once that (seriously) contained “artificial smoke.” Straight from the pot to the garbage can:/

Holy Sh*t!!! I think you’re right!

You’re a treasure! And I’ll remind you from time to time :D

Never, ever, ever.

I’m kinda wondering how a story that was published here on Wednesday is being published again today.

Brigitte Bardot’s...

I never like this guy one jot. Now I’m kinda hoping he has a shit ton of life insurance. I mean, my friend is hoping that.......

Yes, and martinis ain’t rum&cokes or a Miller Lite, so they chug them (at $8.50 a pop). More like “staggering”, but yeah, they’re looking for the Promised Land and Mr. Big’s fat wallet.

Hey Moneypox01

Orange is the new Evil.

I can’t help holding his wife a bit responsible. She kept taking that pervert back.

Disagree also. My butt is “Exit Only.”

I have no nudies either, but the sandwich-eating toilet adventures sound like hilarious good fun; not really even blackmailing material.

Kinda like the Post-It Notes that aren’t Post-It Notes, and don’t stick nearly as well?

Oh god yes. I have seen them!

IKR? They’re such savvy business people. They are the most brilliant, successful money-Winners on the planet. They always know their competition.

From the Instagram they didn’t really look that similar. Then I looked them up. They are nearly freaken identical. And I wish I could post a pic or provide a link, but the page had some kind of “lock” on it. Sorry.

That was beautiful.