Her movie choices suck. Watching Jaws “over and over?”

Wow! Nothing like it looks. This is embarrassing. Thanks for the suggestion.

I read some of Brokeback Mountain (free online), and thought the writing was first rate. I need to read more contemporary stuff:/

Did the nanny ask permission to take these things? I mean, I’m sure they wouldn’t really have been missed. But I would be very creeped out if someone had my weird ass childhood stuff and thought it was weird ass enough to draw creepy bidders.

They look like little colored snowmen with ready-made posts for propping them into the ground. Or key fobs.

Looks like someone with an overactive imagination got bored (or hi)?

Wait. I thought it is sticking out his backside, which is WAY worse.

Ha Ha Ha!! Mmmm Cheezy Jeezus

I’m willing to give them “Not clever by half”. I think that’s roughly half of clever.

YOU are hanging on literally everyone’s words here. This is obviously your life.

She’s practicing for the days when she will be surrounded by adoring voters, kissing stranger’s babies and promising to MAMGA - Make America More Great..Again. Wait, does that actually make sense?

That guy is trolling on the the cross-post too.

The mere sound of his voice, I fear, will prove to be a serious “trigger” to many folks in the future (me, at least. OK, it is NOW).

It’s scary. I’m starting to think she sees herself as a “Hillary,” a highly competent and deserving “spouse” who will someday take her place in the Oval Office, because REASONS (insane non-reasons).

Speaking of “architecture,” that furniture MUST be from Trump Towers (unless Melania has Louis The Fourteenthed a guest room at the WH).

I think you’re on to something. When you are born into a family like this (and are Special Ivanka), her life has probably been so jam packed with what we norms would call “incredibles” that she has zero sense of proportion.

Brilliant:)

Erp. Can’t unsee that now.

Butbutbut FASHION! I feel cheated that we can’t see what must be some very fine footwear.

“....the best part of an otherwise incredible day.”