You’re a good parent. Maybe you should dip into the swamp to see what’s going on so that you can be better prepared.

Maybe that’s the joke: why they were all so incapable of real introspection. There seemed to be a lot of unconditional love, but maybe it was all just enabling behaviors.

I think it’s above average where I live. The males are incredibly over confident. Seriously, I’ve had to put up with this shit in a grocery check-out line.

Not to mention despair and bullshit.

I’m afraid I have to disagree. I think it stems from a deep fear of insecurity about being ACCEPTED by our potential peers. We are afraid of being judged by folks LESS tolerant than we are.

Lord, if we can’t get an honest take from someone like that, what are we to do?!!!

This is the awfulest, best story I have heard in a while. It is both hilarious and horrifying.

ID. You really rock my insignificant world.

For a second there I thought “no-FB” was some NEW kind of Facebook, and THAT is an interesting prospect. Like, would everyone advertise how bleakly normal they are? Post snaps of family feuds and their kids acting bratty?

Seriously, I’m guessing they aren’t no-shows because they are doing something “better” or secretly don’t like you. From what I’m picking up from social media, people WANT to go do things/be with people, but they are literally too terrified to actually do it: “OMG, people will be prettier, more fit, happier, have…

Shit, We moved less than a mile to a new side of town and can’t find friends. Of course, we couldn’t find any before either so....

So are you saying that people yearn for the kind of (honestly) beautiful, heartfelt and generous experience you provide, but when it’s offered them they can’t even show up and allow themselves to enjoy it?.

Jezebel? Oh, you mean that Member’s Only Club.........

By now it’s probably in their DNA. Their kids should be ......... interesting.

I think the drapes are a bleach/color job. A soft Millennial Pink maybe.

Pfft. Why wait? True Gladiators of The Moment don’t wait. Do it now People!!!

Hahaha! Mr. Beard’s hair tho. Who crafted those perfect curls and that cowlick? I hope he got his stylist’s number cause you know it took hooouuurs. Hell, maybe they don’t even need each other’s numbers now.

IKR? We’re basically just walking peeled shrimp. We would’t last 2 hours in an Amazonian rain forest.

It Wasn’t Me

How about we just call all of them Donald for the foreseeable future. Just put numbers after them.