Jezebel? Oh, you mean that Member’s Only Club.........

By now it’s probably in their DNA. Their kids should be ......... interesting.

I think the drapes are a bleach/color job. A soft Millennial Pink maybe.

Pfft. Why wait? True Gladiators of The Moment don’t wait. Do it now People!!!

Hahaha! Mr. Beard’s hair tho. Who crafted those perfect curls and that cowlick? I hope he got his stylist’s number cause you know it took hooouuurs. Hell, maybe they don’t even need each other’s numbers now.

IKR? We’re basically just walking peeled shrimp. We would’t last 2 hours in an Amazonian rain forest.

It Wasn’t Me

How about we just call all of them Donald for the foreseeable future. Just put numbers after them.

Now I was thinking hard about that, but I wasn’t sure how to get a hidden zipper in there without making a mess. And, yeah, the splattering part is gonna require some practice. You must have had a clever seamstress (if you did it yourself - Mad Props!). Maybe there are some possibilities with velcro. Honestly though,…

dance. Seriously. In sloooow motion.Stand up straight, then march in place super slow. Every time you bring a knee high up, push your chest toward you knee and pull your belly in as tight as you can. (I know, that’s 3 things at once- multi-tasking!) As you push your chest down, hold your arms in a punch-ready…

I keep getting them all mixed up with Gaga’s ex-fiance... There’s a “Taylor” in there somewhere, I think:/

Yeah. Celebs seem to struggle a lot with Identity (who am I really? See, I can play all of these different people). We usually don’t understand how it is that many of them lack a “center.” But then you don’t need a B.A. in the Liberal Arts to know that NONE of us really know who we are. We just get to play out the…

Eh, they’re a punk band. They HAVE to deny it.

At the very least, try to avoid any objects that appear dick-accommodating: some weird-looking dip, apple pie, basically anything in a bowl or jar that looks like it’s been stirred recently.

So Zinke wants to get rid of a bunch of monuments. I’m guessing a dude can’t put his dick into any of them then.

Well, my anus is “EXIT ONLY” but the other part, er....um..... sometimes home grown made toys are the best toys.

Makes you think twice about going to your new boyfriend’s house for the first time:/

I’m so glad you don’t either, Dear Ionizer.

And a list like that (or that very list) usually appears in an Adequate Man every post holiday season. Enjoy!

Eeeew. That’s true. Now I’m remembering the time I dropped a Brand New toilet roll into the toilet. Of course I fished it out:(