I long for the halcyon days when I could feel better about US politics by reminding myself that Rob Ford was the mayor of Toronto. 

Surely someone has told him “look, you just look crazy when you accuse her of doing your own crimes.”  “Hillary Clinton has a weird mushroom dick!”

does he or his family know any canadians? they have a shortage of construction workers, paying them top wages and are expediting visa processes for skilled workers. he could have a visa in two weeks.

They get to join the migrant kids in the desert in Texas.

You spelled WAAAGH! wrong, but you get a star for the reference anyway.

Jesus Christ, as much as they love to see themselves as the Imperium of Man (which is its own kind of fucked-up, but at least they aren’t meant to be the comic relief), the Trump base really are like the Greenskins. Individually, they’re just …

First of all, Axios has been all in for Trump from the get-go.

What if in fact, a punch in the face is a cure for migraines? Discuss!

The line between /s/ and trollery grows thinner and thinner.

I never fly higher than half mast out of respect for the troops’ wives.

Drug addiction and racism are not the same thing, but nice false equivalency.  

Maybe have a little self-awareness you fucking crybaby.  

Bumping because this needs more attention.

This is one of the reasons we were listed as one of the Top 10 Most Dangerous Countries for Women.

This post needs ALL the stars.

Maybe humans just aren’t cut out to use driver-assistance systems.

It almost stops. It’s a low speed collision that should not cause any harm to the passengers.

KIDNEY BEANS ARE THE SUPERIOR LEGUME, FIGHT ME

Some onion should fix it

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