I was fairly certain that the prop-news (that’s a new term I’m coining, short for propaganda news) was produced by amoral parasites and not extreme right wing nut-jobs.

Holy shit look at the price of that Hoodie.

Every time I see Paris Hilton, I always visualize a shoe that comes flying out of nowhere and hits her in the face.

No web-poll ?

Wow, I had no idea that Cubans had such limited access to the internet. It’s actually pretty mind blowing. I’m guessing there is a healthy market for wave guide antennas and access point repeaters.

I’m pretty sure that seals are AWD when they hit the water. It’s an important crossover distinction.

It’s just so beautiful. *cries*

Faraday Failure.

What a nonsense company. They are LITERALLY a cheap Chinese knockoff of Tesla Motors.

Dude, that’s hilarious.

I clicked expecting the jetta. Crazy disappointed.

I actually want this wingnut conspiracy to happen. It would be amazing.

I wouldn’t. Fuck you.

But if I haven’t indicated that I want it- then how do they know to indicate that they want it... Because I haven’t indicated that I wa- OH FUCK THE SNAKE IS EATING IT’S OWN TAIL AGAIN!

I’ve never really understood why these “dual clutch” systems can’t be adapted to emulate a “standard” experience using an electronic stick shifter and manually controlled clutch engagement. Sure it wouldn’t be a “pure” experience- but I think it would definitely be a lot more fun.

I think everyone needs to collectively agree that using the word “cyber” ensures that nobody relevant will actually take you seriously.

It’s really more like “We think we’ve got ways to help you do shit better”.

2 gigs default? Yeah, I use torrents to steal shit off the internet so I don’t have to pay a monthly fee. Slick interface though.

Deluge or go home.

Ding dong...

It’s ripped directly from a bonus that you got in the Carmageddon series of games- who’s developer definitely intended the clever word play.