Faraday Failure.

What a nonsense company. They are LITERALLY a cheap Chinese knockoff of Tesla Motors.

Dude, that’s hilarious.

I clicked expecting the jetta. Crazy disappointed.

I actually want this wingnut conspiracy to happen. It would be amazing.

I wouldn’t. Fuck you.

But if I haven’t indicated that I want it- then how do they know to indicate that they want it... Because I haven’t indicated that I wa- OH FUCK THE SNAKE IS EATING IT’S OWN TAIL AGAIN!

I’ve never really understood why these “dual clutch” systems can’t be adapted to emulate a “standard” experience using an electronic stick shifter and manually controlled clutch engagement. Sure it wouldn’t be a “pure” experience- but I think it would definitely be a lot more fun.

I think everyone needs to collectively agree that using the word “cyber” ensures that nobody relevant will actually take you seriously.

It’s really more like “We think we’ve got ways to help you do shit better”.

2 gigs default? Yeah, I use torrents to steal shit off the internet so I don’t have to pay a monthly fee. Slick interface though.

Deluge or go home.

Ding dong...

It’s ripped directly from a bonus that you got in the Carmageddon series of games- who’s developer definitely intended the clever word play.

“Technically” powered by a hydrogen fuel cell? I guess it’s got interstitial LiPo for burst power requirements?

Yeah man, but then we get into the gauge of the windings of the motors themselves. Remember that lower voltages require higher gauge conductors throughout the entire system. These motors would end up being massive.

This guy is just so profoundly full of shit. The gauge of the primary conductor alone would have to be six inches in diameter to operate at 48v.

That’s an awesome little bit of trivia that I’m going to steal and use! Thanks!

Real absinthe has wormwood in it as a secondary psychoactive ingredient. I’m fairly certain that it’s illegal in the US (you can still buy it, but it’s not “authentic”), but I could definitely be wrong. It’s usually significantly higher proof than standard spirit distillations; approaching 150 or higher.

FTFY

He’s so clearly a troll.