Man, they’re going to leave her off the guest list? These people got me questioning: where is the love?

Ah you see - you’re switching to ‘collaboration’ because there was no collusion, and it’s been proven that there was no collusion, and even Democrats admit that there was no collusion, and this crazy little voice in my head just keeps repeating “no collusion, no collusion, no collusion...”

Let’s not forget that the crime of treason carries the death penalty. So what he is saying is that his political opponents deserve to die for not showing enthusiastic support for him and his regime.

Yep, take some idiot internet commenter and make him president, and this is what you get - quite literally, in fact.

...doing the little accordion thing he does with his little hands.

I don’t get it. Is the point that in the future football will be banned under Sharia law? What does that have to do with taking a knee? That isn’t a protest in support of Sharia, or of Islam in any way. Unless I’m missing something, it’s a complete non-sequitur.

Really? This is what made you concerned about human rights abuses in China?

Not true. If you’d presented the quote as being by Mike Pence - and I’m sure he has said very similar things - I would not take that as evidence of insanity in him either. The definition of prayer does not necessarily include hearing God’s voice giving you specific instructions, and there’s nothing in that quote that…

Rubbish. Saying that you ask God to give you strength and forgive your sins is not the same thing as claiming to have heard God’s voice in specific moment telling you to carry out a specific action. Anyone can speak to God, but if they think God is speaking back, yeah I do worry. That’s the difference between…

Which ‘facts’ are you referring to, specifically?

Well, I find that a laughably unsophisticated take on the subject. But that’s fine, nuance isn’t for everyone.

Rubbish. Saying that you ask God to give you strength and forgive your sins is not the same thing as claiming to have heard God’s voice in specific moment telling you to carry out a specific action. Anyone can speak to God, but if they think God is speaking back, yeah I do worry. That’s the difference between religion…

I don’t know to what extent it affects him now, but he has certainly had major problems with alcohol in the past. In the 90s he was in court-ordered rehab following a DUI conviction. Plus he’s served time for dealing cocaine.

One of my favourite quotes of all time is from the incident report from Allen’s 1997 arrest for DUI: “Mr. Dick was asked to recite the alphabet. Mr. Dick attempted the alphabet, but when he reached the letter ‘O’ he then stated ‘Q, R, Z.’”

The Strawman Cometh

I have YouTube comments blocked in my browser now. I’m significantly happier for it.

Yeah but the guy said “I rest my case” at the end, which automatically makes him right about everything.

Finger-lickin’ god.

Actually sprouts are a special case, in that they taste bad to some people for genetic reasons: https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2011/nov/01/brussel-sprout-gene

Yeah, give me a day with their catalogue and I reckon I could find something better to offer him by way of a diss. Maybe something a little more subtle than a damn toilet.