I haven’t tried playing the guitar and counting money at the same time, but I imagine it’s near-impossible.

Jesus, look at the guy. Has anyone ever looked more in need of a bath and a good night’s sleep?

Do you think it’s possible that you might be a little biased?

Really, nothing wrong at all? You genuinely think this was a perfect hour of television? I don’t think I could say that about any episode of Black Mirror, and there are probably ten that I like more than this one.

Hey leave him alone. He’s overall seemed by everyone - does that mean nothing to you?

Indeed.

Even the model in the ad has asked for her face to be cropped out so that she’s not seen using it.

They are, to all intents and purposes, the same person.

Before this Logan Paul (along with his equally dumb brother Jake) was merely responsible for the worst music yet produced by mankind - look up ‘I Love You Bro’ if you have any doubts about this.

(In a side note, apparently Carter is distantly related to President Barack Obama, as are at least several other presidents, presumably through white ancestors.)

Poetry? Or doggerel?

I use Snipping Tool constantly at work, it’s so useful. Along with Notepad, it gets immediately promoted to the taskbar whenever I set up a new machine.

Ew, no.

...Hideo Kojima is not a Nintendo Founder...

It is a piece of writing that expresses the author’s view on the new Eminem album, along with a grade for that album. It is a review.

To be fair, that may be all there is.

You tell ‘em. These dumbasses probably think the Earth is round too.

The point of reviewing an album is simply to express an opinion about it. Whether or not the artist cares about that opinion, or any opinion, is irrelevant- the review is not addressed to the artist.

I’ve watched that clip so many times, it’s one of my favourite things ever.

I’m disgusted by Louis C.K’s behaviour and I refuse to continue to pirate all his shit.