I’m not sure that anyone outside the UK will understand this, but this is the kind of thing that appears in ‘Pseuds Corner’ in Private Eye.

And now I’m pending approval. Mr. Moderator, I was kidding.

Fake and gay.

There is no legal case to answer here. Netflix said that a certain number of its customers watched a certain film a certain number of times - this is statistical, not personal information. They didn’t say who those customers were, so no one’s privacy was breached.

Yes, but they don’t want you to know about it.

No. The irony is that the mother is raising money for a victim of bullying while being a bully herself. That’s it, the whole irony right there.

There are two options here: a) They’re too stupid to get it. b) They are wilfully misunderstanding. Considering the guy above can use a computer and can spell, it can’t be a) because it’s much less complicated than either of those things. So he must be pretending to not understand. How shockingly disingenuous. So…

The thing doesn’t say this stuff unprompted. If you don’t want its position on BLM or anything like that, don’t ask it. I doubt your kids will either. The only people who are asking are people who are hoping to be offended by its answer. And I thought it was the ‘SJW’s of the left that were supposed to be the ones…

“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss.” That’s a horrifying sentiment coming from anybody, but from this guy it plumbs fresh depths of screaming terror.

His whole head looks like it was designed by David Cronenberg.

It’s the most likely thing. If it was something more serious there probably would have been other signs, but in the footage he seemed fine otherwise.

The occasion for the speech and its contents are entirely besides the point. The point is that he was slurring and it makes it look like there’s something up with him health-wise.

You can only edit comments within fifteen minutes of publication, I guess to stop people changing their comments mid-argument to make others look unreasonable. I get that, but it is irritating not be able to fix typos. You should at least be able to delete your own comments.

Grr, I meant “every minute” of course.

Yes indeed. I feel like there is no end to how insightful and relevant that piece of fiction really is.

...“women in the Alt Right are constantly harassed by low status anonymous trolls trying to put us in our place ... The ultimate goal seems to be to bully us off the internet.

How in hell was this a slur? She said he enjoyed certain privileges that come with being white and male, not “you’re white and male and therefore you’re an asshole.” Although coincidentally, that’s exactly what he is.

Yeah, this didn’t really work.

You haven’t lived.

At the Subway I used to go to near my old work, it was always the same guy, no matter what time I went, and he was always on his own apart from a couple hours around lunchtime when he’d sometimes have one other person. Poor dude looked very tired and unhappy.