I’m more uncomfortable with the arm tattoo staring...just staring at me from behind the shirt. No joke, it’s giving me goosebumps (and not the exciting kind, either).
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Thank you!! I love the book because it does such a great job showing how a truly horrible person (HH admits to murder and child molestation within the first 3 paragraphs) deludes himself into thinking he’s the specialist snowflake who shouldn’t be held to “the rabble’s” standards. There are so many Humbert Humberts…
It’s exactly like when Frederick William II was married to Elisabeth Christine of Brunswick-Luneburg but then dumped her and wifed up Fredericka Louisa of Hesse-Damstadt, and Elisabeth Christine went on IG and said “oh hai frederick william - you missing dat buttplay we used to do?” which caused Frederick William to…
I always think it’s funny when my friends do this. When they’re dating the guy, he’s the BEST in bed! He has the biggest dick, makes them orgasm a gazillion times a night, etc. Once they break up though, all of the sudden his penis size was barely average and the only time she came was when she pulled out the vibrator…
I’m super excited about Matt Smith playing Mapplethorpe and I’m bitterly disappointed about Zosia Mamet playing Pattie Smith. The only redeeming factor about that casting choice is that Kristen Stewart is not involved.
Fellow Brit here. No it’s not just you. Aside from differing comedic sensibilities, frankly, SNL has never been that amusing (in any period of time, regardless of what people tell you) save for a few solid performances and sketches every so often. Most of the material is dross and milquetoast by virtue of having to…
No, you’re like the rest of us Americans: SNL is usually mediocre. It varies sketch by sketch and within that joke by joke but I think the general feeling is that the early days were funnier than now. Like how the Simpsons is now compared to then. So don’t think SNL is the best or most representative of American…
Listen here Robert Burns, you know why you didn’t think it was funny? Because it was horrible. Terrible. I mean really bad.
Half the ladies I know completed puberty in a mere 90 minutes because of that bulge.
Yes. I can get behind randomly screaming the lyrics to Ace of Spades.
Ugh...I hate all that Nicholas Sparks shit but yeah...I hope this is wonderful and they totally love each other and it isn’t super awkward and they aren’t totally different people now because that would be cute as shit. I like to think you meet the right people when you need them and you can love them. I’m also a…
lol, love how all these assholes come on here demeaning her, talking about her like she’s a piece of trash because she does porn.
She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.
Or Pornhub could start by deleting videos that objectify women.
I was (and still am) a Charlotte kind of girl (these days, “Charlotte” types are more likely non-WASP, IMHO). Complete with the “marrying well” sort of thing. And yeah, I ended up marrying not my “Trey” but directly to “Harry.” And like the Goldenblatts, we are adopting abroad.
I thought it said “unequivocally true,” these people need to choose their thesaurus words wisely.
Scene of recent flooding, army drafted in, lass from Lancashire strolling by wearing pyjamas with fag and wine in hand. Sums us all up.
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It premiers December 18th if you like me can’t wait to see this shit.