My boyfriend and I woke up after a heavy night out feeling remarkably fresh headed (i.e still drunk) and had an early morning session. All was well until I went down on him and had to make a strategic swerve to the bowl I’d placed beside the bed the night before. I was prepared because sometimes I forget I’m not 19…

This is the couple that did the lip sync to Love Is An Open Door from Frozen in the car, right?

Get in the fucking sea!

Oh my God, thank you for knowing about this show! Childhood revisited, thistle whistles and all! My grandma, aunt, uncle and cousins lived in Inverness so I spent heaps of time there. I feel like this and The Racoons were on tv constantly :)

This is such an excellent compassionate article, thank you! My boyfriend and I have each gone through periods of anxiety and/or depression over the last 9 years or so. It’s been tough but we’re learning to cope with the ups and downs, how to help each other and when to step back.

This is right by my home town. The people of Aberdeen hate him. Utterly. And this is a city chock full of entitled fuckboys who make a stupid amounts working in the oil industry and play golf a lot.

All men eh?

I went through this from the other side recently and this:

I am FINALLY getting over one of my best friends ghosting me, it started about 18 months ago, another best friend got dragged into my anxiety/anger/confusion cycle and now it’s been 6 months since any pretence of friendship ended. Sides were taken. I only see 1 girl out of my previous circle of 4. I’m not entirely…

When I was about 6 or 7, some girl went around my class asking if our families were a) rich b) well off or c) working class.

Wahls Pet Dryer and stand (model ZX657). Hear me out!

Wahls Pet Dryer and stand (model ZX657). Hear me out!

I just have a vision of this baby hitting an internet savvy age and stumbling upon his/her mothers initial public broadcast of her pregnancy. The internet is forever, poor kid.

Eh. I take your point, good for her. She coughed up some cash. But I’m preeeeetty sure that the this would have come out anyway. Neither of these people have uncovered anything that law enforcement wouldn’t have(and possibly already HAD) uncovered themselves.

There was a guy at a bar I went to, I was post break up and a little....reboundy so was sucking up ALL the male attention. After a few weeks of eye contact this guy comes up to me while I was outside smoking and says:

It’s a personal space issue, right? I don’t my friends shagging in my spare room and leaving me with the sex sheets and stuff. Like wise I wouldn’t get down to it if I was staying at a friend’s with my boyfriend.

My guy’s psycho ex dates one of my close male friends casually (like they’ve been sleeping together for years on and off with no serious relationships with other people to break it off properly) and occasionally I have a genuine freak out about what would happen if they were still together when we get married.

Removes book/kindle from your sleepy grip when he comes to bed late.

Should I be allowed to vote in French elections? I really like Paris

Not a particularly personal sorry, but Billy Connelly used to live just outside my home town of Aberdeen. A friend of my mother’s is an excellent sculptress who makes live size statues of animals out of scrap metal. Billy used to invite his Hollywood chums (Steve Martin Robin Williams as examples) to his home for the…

Nope, sorry if I’m paying £56 for a trim I’m not coming in with my hair freshly washed and styled. My hairdresser has moved around various salons and now charges WAY more than I want to spend. But he’s lovely and the only stylist I’ve gone to who doesn’t freak out about my psoriasis ridden scalp which goes a long way…