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metamouse

What, spell bolor with a k?

"But I don't speak Swiss so it was all like 'blorgie, blorgie, blorgie'."

Grinders. Wait, is this the sandwich thread?

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I've been a fan of John Green solely as an online personality for a while and I'm finally reading An Abundance of Katherines on the suggestion of the wife. It's a breezy read (which is much better than the texts I have to review) and pretty funny. I kinda get why "the kids" like his writing.

From what I've seen of her in interviews, etc. she likes to be snarky in a particular British way. But I agree, that shit must be intolerable after a while.

If you say I'm a bad actress, you can sucky my hairy man titties. Just sayin'

Yes, isn't being old great!

Really? A friend from first year in college wanted to be half-cat just so he could fuck Cheetarah (by they way I'm three years older than you).

He's no Adam Baldwin

it is a fine line.

It's the pizza equivalent of tequila: instant regret.

IIPomp-IIPei?

You know I draw shit all the time and NO ONE builds it. Must be good to be Daveā€¦.

Clever/stupid?

Talk Talk

"You know what they call someone who thinks everyone is out to get them?"
"Yes. Perceptive."

Im-po(r)-tant?