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Ok, I’ve no dog in this fight, so…

Garlic in the vagina is a bad idea for a number of reasons. It might even inspire your partner to come to bed with a cruet of olive oil and a bit if Parmigiano Reggiano in an attempt to make some sort of weird pudenda aglio e olio and we can’t have that.

See, I know I’m the minority but I feel that Liam is 100x better than Chris. Yes, Chris is muscly but goddamn, Liam is so good looking. 

Before everyone starts in on the herpes jokes, just remember that a lot of people have either simplex 1 or 2, and it’s a relatively benign condition and there should be no stigma attached to it because that prevents discussion both as a community and culture and with partners. 

Eh, I usually find people gushing over how hot their s.o. is to be sort of annoying but Miley is young and they haven’t been married that long so I don’t really mind it. 

But if I didn’t get it, then I don’t want anyone else to get it.  [paraphrasing selfish assholes]

A massive wipe of student debt in the U.S. would trigger a huge spending boom in housing and autos, and probably bump up birth rates as young Americans who were looking down the barrel of decades of debt would decide they could have the 2.5 kids their parents had. And all the critics are going to worry about is that

What’s going on with Britney Spears is that she checked herself into a mental health treatment facility to help her deal with her father’s cancer diagnosis.

“This really is a family matter.”

Oh, no. This little scheme is not even remotely a “family matter.” How can you even argue that with a straight face (even if they’re paying you to do so)? 

Kendall Jenner felt like she “didn’t fit in” with her Kardashian-Jenner sisters.

If they don’t want it to go to trial, and they don’t want their daughters to be put on the stand, why the hell are they claiming Not Guilty? Jesus, people are stupid.

I don’t know, I almost agree with him at this point? Obviously there are reasons to be critical of the show but every complaint I saw yesterday is one that has been made ten times over about some other season or episode of GoT. I read quite a few recaps yesterday (before I actually watched the episode myself) and I

Eh, I don’t blame Kit for being mad. The dude catches a lot of flack for his acting, but to be honest, I’ve always found that he does the best he can with the writing he’s given, and I’m sure he’s giving the performances he’s being directed to give. The problem is that the writers don’t really know how to make his

“THE SAGA COMES TO AN END”

Sweetie

This is the opposite of interior design; it is the ABSENCE of interior design.

Say what you will about their antiseptic digs, those two make some beautiful babies. 

There’s only one piece in the royal collection that people tend to closely associate with Diana - the Queen Mary’s Lover’s Knot tiara. This tiara has been worn by the Duchess of Cambridge two times in all the years since she’s been married. (Diana’s wedding tiara was a Spencer heirloom.) Almost all the other jewelry

I am perfectly willing to accept my 92-year old queen probably has some deep-seated racial issues that were never properly confronted. But I’m also 100 percent certain that all brit tabloids are nightmare garbage rags who’ll take any hate-filled position if it sells a single copy more than a non-hate filled one, and

The Sun is a racist rag (owned, IIRC, by Rupert Murdoch) so this is just another piece of trash.  Good on her PR team from correcting the record.  Everything Megan goes through reminds me of what Princess Di endured.