I read that Trump complained about Spicer’s suits. TRUMP, of all people, had opinions about another man’s suits. They are supposed to be adult men, why can’t they dress as such? Obama always had such gorgeous suits, Trump looks like a toddler in his older brother’s suit and Spicer looks like he won his suit at a…

And, you’re not trying nearly hard enough, dear.

Every once in a while, Lorne Michaels uses his powers for good. Don’t think that he isn’t actively looking for ways to get under Trump’s skin a little more each week (and bless him for it).

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

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I see two different scenarios unfolding in Washington:

Apparently my plan is going through the stones in Scotland, ending up in 18th century and meeting someone named Jamie.

Indeed.

Take a deep breath and remember:

Here’s the deal Republican’s: remove this insane person, right now. That’s it. That’s your deal. If you want to preserve the Republic, do it now. The country will not survive even one year of this. There will be unrest, the kind that spirals out of control and hurts us all, more than any of us can truly imagine. Time…

I’m a US citizen abroad. This is terrifying for so many reasons. My blood chilled when I read the WaPo story.

Who needs institutional memory when you have an overgrown toddler running the country with a four second attention span?

A lot of these vile men would assault and rape their wives; then claim it is neither as they are property to them. This shit is repulsive. Having this colostomy bag in power needs to challenged legally and continuously, until he is formally impeached and imprisoned for treason against he US Constitution and his life…

Also, Trump is a lunatic WITH ACCESS TO MORE THAN 7,100 NUCLEAR WARHEADS, 1,400 OF WHICH ARE ACTIVELY DEPLOYED AND AVAILABLE TO BE LAUNCHED.