This is like “he was running from the cops wearing a pair of BOGO shoes from Payless.” Kinda basic and such a weird thing to say.

“driving a Volvo while drunk.”

Let’s not jump to conclusions- he might be a hard drinking Irish guy, who smoked crack and was already bigoted.

At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.

Cotton changed the venue five times in three days in order to confuse his constituents to try and make sure they wouldn’t show up (or that only his most diehard fans/supporters showed up). Thankfully the media was on it and people found out the right place to go.

The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

So Miller’s one of the guys that hates people who speaks Spanish around him. I’m sorry, but people like this make me irrationally mad, especially in SoCal. Can you imagine how privileged your life must be for that to be your huge issue?

Small-dicked friendless piece of shit becomes antagonistic asshole to draw attention to himself and become “something.”

???? His parents are liberal Jews...

Oh completely. And if you look at him, you can see the muscles in his hand stand out as he yanks back against Trump. He’s not giving a damn inch.

Did you see how Trudeau was gritting his teeth when they shook hands? He hates Trump.

I mean, Trump clearly hasn’t learn any new business advice since the 1970s. There’s a reason his businesses constantly fail.

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

It’s actually more sinister than that. Trump himself is not sinister, he is an idiot with terrible values and no principles. But those pulling the strings (also unprincipled with terrible values, but with at least a few brain cells) were very calculating about Gorsuch, because they know that many, many of their…

No, I’m saying The Tygre and The Second Coming are two different poems. I may, perhaps, be missing something in this conversation thread.

Yes, The Tyger is by William Blake, but it wasn’t quoted or referenced by others. The Second Coming, quoted by @Cunctator at the beginning of this thread, is by William Butler Yeats.

Again, nope

Its not until you realize he admires authoritarian dictators (dicktater?) that you realize the leadership he is looking to impose. 45 has already done enough damage in 3 weeks to equal 3 years for most other presidents.

Still one of the best John Oliver segments, even though it’s over two years old: