Starving children reading this article are just shaking their heads

Oooo-aaa

Well he was always a right royal pain in the arse anyway.

Thanks Trump

If he was sincere he would have had David Spade as a guest.

My tribute band, blackmetallica, took them

Trump is next Bond villain.
Picture the scene, Trump in his lair with a queue of potential new wives. His cat comes off his head to be stroked on his lap

Frank Stallone

Frank Stallone

Fanny baws

Yes. Frank Stallone's

The answer is always Frank Stallone

Mels wife

My favourite Braveheart story.

This story would be interesting if it wasn't for the fact they didn't say where the office was.
I can exclusively reveal it was a Japanese office where the walls are made of paper. Not such a tough guy, is he?

The budget was too big though

Can I download it from somewhere?

What's the internet?

That's what the Man wants you to do maaaaann

Caitlin Jenner