Maybe he's not going because he's having his hair washed

Great. Got to wait three years for his pet Mexican to lose his job

Who?

Trump strikes again

Ringo actually lives in his own world

Ringo not even best drummer on that album

LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY

In Trumps Russia. ..

In other news

Any excuse to publish a Trump story. Get your act together AV Club.

In the land of circumcision, all I can advise is to avoid the onion rings

Thanks Trump

Will Kevin Smith be typecast as a fat guy again

Damn you Ticketmaster. Keeping me Hanging On The Telephone

The shows improved afterwards though. She always knew she was talentless.

So Don Pardo didn't die in vain

And take Cosby with you

Only one way to decide

You had me at long and hard

American killers. Best in the world